Waking up the neck's day in jail

I woke up in jail to a man with a huge neck touching my feet and asking what my name was.  I was very confused about how I got there an also who was this person and why he was touching my feet. So as I ripped my feet out of his hands and I tell him my name also asked for his. He said his name was  David Perkins and he had a huge neck condition which explained why his neck was so big. The cell smelt like neck sweat and 10 bottles of double cheeked up. I asked David how I got here and he said that a officer throw me in there. I also asked if the officer said what I did and he replied that I was at the club and the person neck to me wanted to fight so me and him went at it. Until the police came and tasered me that's why I was knocked out in the jail cell.



                                        This short story is dedicated to David Perkinecks aka Big neck